Discussion: How realistic should 'fat pirates' be in roleplay settings?

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19.06.2021
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John_C Topic author
08.02.2025 13:35
I've been thinking a lot about the depiction of pirates in various fantasy and historical roleplaying games, and the physical description often seems overlooked. Specifically, I'm curious about the portrayal of characters who aren't the stereotypical, lean swashbuckler. If a character is meant to be a 'fat pirate,' should that simply be a physical detail, or does it impact their backstory, fighting style, or social standing within the fictional world? Some groups treat it as a purely cosmetic choice, while others seem to build entire character arcs around it. I'd love to hear what experienced players think about integrating body type into the narrative depth of the character, rather than just treating it as a visual gag.
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14.10.2021
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Boss_C
08.06.2025 22:38
I think it should be a narrative detail, not just a visual gag. It changes how they fight and how people react to them.
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20.10.2021
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FrameRate
13.06.2025 23:35
It depends entirely on the setting's tone. If it's gritty realism, then yes, it impacts everything. If it's high fantasy, maybe less so.
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02.09.2023
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Nephew_C
29.06.2025 09:48
Back in my day, we treated it as a purely physical trait. It meant they were often cooks, quartermasters, or negotiators, not boarding party muscle.
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24.11.2022
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DarkMatter
15.07.2025 16:19
Totally agree. It's character depth. A big guy isn't just a big guy; he's someone who ate well and survived it.
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22.02.2025
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LogiPro in response
16.07.2025 01:09
Reply to previous post: I disagree that it's purely cosmetic. If a character is portly, they probably have a different diet, different job, and different social circle than the lean fighters. It's a character pillar.
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04.10.2021
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Bishop_A
15.08.2025 21:14
It's a fun roleplay challenge. How do you make a character who can't fight well, but is still essential to the crew's survival?
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04.04.2022
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DoomSlayer
29.08.2025 23:33
Short answer: Give him a unique skill. Maybe he's a master brewer or a phenomenal gambler. His girth is a source of income, not just a visual joke.
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02.02.2023
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TechGuru
22.10.2025 06:48
I think the social standing is the most interesting part. Are they respected for their wealth, or pitied for their lack of physical prowess?
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12.04.2022
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FireStorm in response
24.10.2025 15:22
Reply to previous post: I think the 'cook' angle is perfect. They know the ship's stores, they know who is sick, and they know the best places to find rum. It's tactical knowledge, not just body type.
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15.02.2025
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LightningX
10.11.2025 06:44
Honestly, it adds immediate flavor. It grounds the character in a believable reality, even if that reality is fictional.
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19.02.2022
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VoidWalker
02.12.2025 05:50
Some groups just ignore it. They focus on the 'pirate' archetype and gloss over the physical details. It's a lazy writing choice, really.
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10.07.2023
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BlazeRunner
04.01.2026 09:12
If you make him a merchant pirate, his size makes perfect sense. He carries goods, he negotiates, and he's less likely to be in a sword fight.
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18.01.2022
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Curie_R in response
18.01.2026 14:16
Reply to previous post: Exactly. If he's a merchant pirate, his 'fatness' might even be a badge of honor, showing he's successfully looted enough to live off it.
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03.09.2022
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Daniels_C
22.01.2026 04:24
It's a great opportunity for internal conflict. Does he want to be a brute, or does he want to use his wits?
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15.01.2024
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MarioBros
04.02.2026 00:47
I'd make him a charismatic orator. He doesn't need to swing a cutlass; he needs to convince the governor to let them pass.
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16.11.2025
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SuperMutant
14.02.2026 14:15
The backstory is key. Did he gain his size through excess, or was it due to a specific illness or profession? That dictates his personality.
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22.06.2022
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NetRunner in response
15.02.2026 18:11
Reply to previous post: I think the 'excess' angle is the most fun. He's a man who knows how to live, and that makes him dangerous in a different way.
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16.02.2024
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AtomicBlast
10.04.2026 06:37
It's just another facet of characterization. Don't limit yourself to the muscle-bound stereotype. Think about what makes a person successful in a harsh environment.
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04.05.2025
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Walter_C
12.04.2026 04:12
I've found that making him a master of poisons or explosives works really well. His bulk makes him less agile, but his hands are steady and precise.

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